Stupidity in the News – Like the Duggars
Posted by thedarwinexception on December 19, 2008
Breaking News: The Duggars have brought forth their 18th child. 18th? Yes, 18th. You know what I wonder? I wonder how big their Child Credit is on their tax return. If they get $3,400 per kid, there’s your National Deficit right there – blame that shit on the Duggars and their refund. Little Jordyn-Grace Duggar was “early”. Yeah, ya think? I mean, I’d imagine by now the kids *are* just kind of slipping out of there.
But, I’d love to know what you all think. I mean, is 18 kids really a good thing? Do you think these kids are getting *any* kind of attention from their parents? I mean, how can Mr. and Mrs. “”We love to fuck” Duggar even remember half these kids names? There weren’t 18 kids in *our* family and I was *still* Patty,Bee,Kimberly…:” And how the hell do you shop for Christmas presents when you have 18 kids? They must like just buy “group” presents – “here’s a dollhouse for *all* the girls!” And you know *that* shit sucks for the kids, right? Who wants a fucking *group* present? And do you think these kids have ever worn something that wasn’t worn by someone else first?
I think they’re stupid. And I know, they’ve got the “religion” and they believe that “every child is a gift from God.” Yeah, maybe. But you know how I look at it? I look at it like “The pill is a gift from God, too.” If you think God is all knowing and all seeing, why the hell would he allow us the technology to create the birth control pill if he didn’t want us to use it?
I just hope I live long enough to see their kids grow up. You know they are upping their odds of having a gay kid, a punk rocker and an atheist with every birth.
In honor of little Jordyn-Grace Duggar, AKA “Hey June,Jinger,Jennifer,Jordyn….” Here’s some more stupidity in the news
“Mommy! Please don’t make me go hunting with Grandpa!!”
First that Governor in Illinois, now this!
Sooner or later journalists are going to have to learn his name.
Only licked once!
My Goodness, you just can’t trust anyone anymore, can you?
Well, that can’t be the snake, can it?
That’s a really bad fucking day.
This is when you know the economy is *really* in the crapper.
You know, take the money they spent on this scientific study and give it to those people who have to live in the dog house.
Do you wonder what the “boy’s gift” was? Because I do.
I’m waiting for the 2 week program that lets you quit smoking in one day.
Who the hell are THESE people having over for Christmas?
For $100 I’ll help them figure this out.
Okay, I REALLY want to know what this guy won.
Well, there’s a house for the Duggars.
Now we know what Cousin It is up to in his old age.
I ADORE Before & After ads that assume their readers are morons. This is one of the better ones.
And my favorite, because it’s so fucking funny. I love the soon to be ex husband.