Something Besides OJ in the News
Posted by thedarwinexception on September 21, 2008
So, not much going on around here besides my long days watching the Simpson trial and knitting. I’m still working on Gail’s stupid Devan sweater. I hate this thing – it’s like knitting with thread and toothpicks. I work and work and work on it, measure what I’ve done and I’ve gotten a whole nother inch complete. Frustrating.
Val is due any minute and I’m so excited. I have a bunch of stuff done for her. Hopefully she’ll bring the baby by when it’s born (I’m sure she will at some point.)
My birthday is in less than a month – so start shopping for that, if you haven’t already (I know you have, right??)
And since OJ is in the news, I guess it’s only fair to look at some other Stupidity in the News.
You know, who would have seen that coming?
This is the kind of hard hitting investigations we really need in this country.
If you see this man, please call your local law enforcement agency immediately. (There’s a reward, too!)
You know, we never did fun shit like that when I was in school.
Yes, can I have the one with the two pee stains, please?
NO thanks, I get this demonstration most days for free.
I love to see a boy so close to his mom.
I wonder if that’s supposed to mean no smiling PETS. Because that would be kind of creepy.
I though it said in the Constitution we had the right to arm bears.
I guess towards the end of the year the picking’s get slim.
Yeah, back in WWII – when Japan was owned by Mexico.
Yeah, people, it’s not Rocket Surgery – or anything else that’s really difficult, like mixing metaphors.
I like headlines that answer their own questions.
no thanks on the soup – it’s a little heavy for me.
I don’t even understand this – I mean, whose genital did Dad reach for?
Wow – that’s a slick fucking skill, that is. I’d pay money to see that.
Confirming research done by teenage boys the world over.
….and my favorite, just because it’s so stupid.