Stupid Fools in the News
Posted by thedarwinexception on April 1, 2008
It’s April Fools Day! Don’t let anyone fool you!
So – no fooling – I got tired of the dishcloth and needed something soft and warm to work on, so I started a sweater for Katie’s baby. She found out she is having a boy. Katie is the teenage girl I really like who got herself knocked up. Such a shame.
But, she’s having a boy – so I started a little boy sweater. Which is a real big change for me – I never knit boys stuff. So, it’s kind of fun.
So I shall knit all day, since my “Works in Progress” list is getting rather large.
In the meantime, let’s look at some “Fools in the News”.
I’d hire her.
Now this woman is a fool. I’m not even sure how she managed that.
Fools. I’ll bet they complain that the desert is too dry, too.
Well, that’s not fair – everybody kind of knows he’s a fool.
OK – now correct me if I’m wrong – but do the Amish even *have* entertainment centers? And aren’t their entertainment centers more like butter churns?
If you buy this – you are a fool. That’s the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.
Which is weirder – that people send their vibrators in for maintenance – or that someone has a job with the title “Chief Vibrator Mechanic”?
Why would anyone do this to their cat? Do cats meow so loud you need to muzzle them?
If you are size 304 and someone has asked you to the prom – someone is playing a joke on you. And I don’t care if you *do* have a “pretty face”.
Lysol for “feminine hygiene”? So how did *that* work?
No wonder more men are getting manicures.
There’s some things I just don’t think we really need experts to put forth an opinion on.
Well, that *would* be entertaining.
well, I have a few questions……
Are we neutering the homeless???
Thank you for clearing that up..,..
If you believe that – you’re a fool
You gotta feel bad for police – you just do.
and my favorite – for obvious reasons. Fools.