We Love Stupidity in the News
Posted by thedarwinexception on December 9, 2007
I talked to Santa today – the real Santa. Told him what I wanted for Christmas. Have you talked to Santa yet and told him what you wanted? Well, if you haven’t, and you would like to (and you have free long distance) you can call (813) 273-8160 and tell him yourself. But don’t be greedy!
And when you stop chuckling over that – come back here and take a peek at more stupidity in the news.
Yeah, that sounds easy to find…
Well, I guess the tomato sauce helps out the porcupine
Well he’s never going to come back now! How could he face all the other search and rescue dogs?
I didn’t even know cows were in gangs.
Damn! How big was she?
Maybe now isn’t the time…
Well that’s really going out on a limb…
This guy still had his Christmas lights out in March?? I’m thinking the fucking neighbors smashed them.
Well, it was one of his two favorite arms
Well, I’d hope that they would be in fine shape – but I’m still trying to figure out the 20 categories.
Yeah, because the killing of innocent people didn’t do it…
I guess the vampires are for the night games.
Get yourself a professional beheader, too, if you’re going that route.
And my favorite…OK, I know it’s mean, but it made me laugh.