I Learned it in AFCA 07/27/07 – 08/02/07
Posted by thedarwinexception on October 9, 2007
YOU WILL LEARN STUFF HERE
In Colorado, the water that falls on, flows on or flows under your property probably belongs to someone else. Well permits protect the property rights of people who actually own the water that is on your property. To get a well permit, you have to apply to the Colorado Division of Water Resources.
due to the changes in the chinese economy, more chinese females boobs are getting bigger as they are eating more than usual. so, current bra size being sold to these ladies are too small…
The word forte, coming from French fort, should properly be pronounced with one syllable, like the English word fort. Common usage, however, prefers the two-syllable pronunciation, (fôr’ta-‘), which has been influenced possibly by the music term forte borrowed from Italian.
“Chrysler introduced a modern Hemi in 2003. This engine is not a true hemispherical head engine; it has a polyspherical combustion chamber, but retains the Hemi’s traditional inline perpendicular valves.”
“The study results confirmed that consumption of meat – particularly beef, pork and lamb – significantly increases the risk of gout and that consumption of all types of seafood tended to carry an even higher risk.
STUFF THAT MADE ME LAUGH
Wow. That’s as big as my dialup connection.
Moth balls must be pretty microscopic, or they’d weigh down the moth.
The good thing about pants is that if I remember to put them on once, they kind of follow me around all day long.
I just hope they don’t need to sell cocaine to finance the company.
Your dismissive wave of the hand does nothing to reduce the strawosity of your construction.
GUESS THE AFCA’N
My only requirement for breasts is that a woman have them.
Consumer Reports: “A normal sized person cannot possibly drive this truck.” I didn’t let that bother me. I’m not even close to “normal sized”.
I’m uniquer than you.
Every time I eat crickets they come right back up.
I’m not having an affair, so I can’t comment on that.
I’m currently unable to dangle anyone out of the window, my tendonitis is acting up.
I remember Demerol from my appendectomy in about ’72. I floated four inches off the bed and fell in love with several nurses.
I pretty much only wear a ball cap while driving
We took the llamas in a VW bus to Reno to hang out at a llama show. That was about the high point.
Sometimes you just *know* that the bozo who posted is never going to be in the same neighborhood as a clue.
AFCA first. Breakfast later.
Fox News: We report; you collide
I thought I remembered reading it somewhere.
I had the same thought, but with better grammar.
I could enlighten you on this, but to be enlightened about the dark is to endarken all that is light.
You really shouldn’t listen to these voices you are hearing.
You seem to have misplaced your wild boar. No wonder it’s angry.
Is it wearing Milk-Bone underpants?
Does this mean I should stop eating bras?
Why should I answer a really stupid question?
So how come Google Groups ONLY works for the guy who despises it?
You want a gig in a fig?
So can ground water be contaminated by chickens?
Would you like to disprove any other assertions that no one has made?
Moore, Gore, what’s the difference?
In the Stone Age, everyone was a geologist.
THE DOCTOR IS IN….5 CENTS
You have what is called a ‘shorty’.
I think you are stuffed with more shit than a Thanksgiving turkey.
Radial Velocities In The Zodiacal Dust Cloud
BELIEVE IT OR DON’T
The bra size system was developed in the late 1920s, at a time when many women had grown up on a farm doing some heavy duty chores. The result of this difficult manual labor was that many woman developed two different sized breasts. Vandelay Industries, a New York company, measured these oddly-breasted women during their attempt to formulate bra sizes, and the double letter size was their attempt at accomodating the unusual pairs. It started to show some success at arriving at a standard for odd breast sizes (A= big, AA=not so big, etc.) until it was realized that the whole system fell apart because of left-handed woman; everything became reversed and a different set of sizes were needed. Vandelay gave up, made each bra cup the same size, and kept the unfinished and imperfect size designations.
christening a ship goes back to the days when people believed in gods, and when a ship was launched a child was beaten to death on the hull of a ship as a sacrifice to appease the