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I Learned it in AFCA 07/13/07 – 07/19/07

Posted by thedarwinexception on September 15, 2007

YOU WILL LEARN STUFF HERE

Contrary to their historical reputation there were only a few Dutch citizens who rescued Jews during World War II by providing their homes as a shelter. Of all the West European countries occupied by the Germans, the number of Jewish casualties was the highest in The Netherlands. Before the occupation there were approximately 140,000 Jews living in The Netherlands, and of that total at least 109,000 were murdered. When the war was over many war criminals and Nazi collaborators were punished. This did not include, however, Dutch civil servants and many of the police and train conductors who were all part of the Holocaust machine. They were recruited from the large middle-ground of a population of mainly bystanders. In addition, Dutch criminology has been conspicuously silent about the Holocaust

I have it on good authority from the mayor of Terlingua, TX that goats prefer beer to wine.

The early Russian settlers built octagonal barns in Northern California.

“The Salton Sea as it exists today is the aftermath of a man-made environmental disaster that occurred between 1905 and 1907, when improper management of irrigation routes from the Colorado River caused the river to flow unchecked into the Salton Sink for some two years.”

“Manhattan real estate agent Tom Postilio said there is a waiting list of seven or eight people hoping to pay $225,000 for one of five private parking spaces that has been approved in the basement of 246 West 17th Street, a 34-unit condo development scheduled for completion next January.”

With the end of the Second World War and the beginning of the Cold War, the United States displaced Britain as the global power, asserting its influence in the Middle East in pursuit of oil, containment of the Soviet Union, and access to other resources. This period is sometimes referred to as “The New Great Game” by commentators, and there are references in the military, security and diplomatic communities to “The Great Game” as an analogy or framework for events involving India, Pakistan, Afghanistan, and more recently, the post-Soviet republics of Central Asia. In 1997, Zbigniew Brzezinski published “The Grand Chessboard: American Primacy and Its Geostrategic Imperatives” which advocated a 21st century version of the Great Game. Popular media have referred to the current difficulties international forces have had in fighting Taliban forces in Afghanistan as a continuance of the Great Game.

Evolution is a process usually that takes thousands of years, but male Blue Moon butterflies on a South Pacific island near extinction from a deadly parasite evolved an immunity within the span of 10 generations — less than a year.

Eskimos in Alaska still use women’s urine for tanning seal hides in a process that produces
beautiful white leather.

STUFF THAT MADE ME LAUGH

Who is this “we”? Besides you and the voices in your head, that is.

Next time I feel a need to hear from an asshole I’ll eat three bean tacos for dinner.

Ah, so from the hunting sites you found your way to the bestiality ones? You’ve had a very busy day, haven’t you?

Did they ask to interview me? Noooooo. No one ever wants to interview me. God damn story of my life…..

GUESS THE AFCA’N

Maybe I need to develop delusions and start my own religion that involves dozens of young men worshipping me sexually.

I have no problem with snouts and lips in my sausages.

MOTTO’s

I have more knowledge to gas on about for the question you did ask, as opposed to the one you meant to ask, so I’ll stubbornly stick to answering the one you did ask.

To avoid confusion I will say, I am female.

“Free your mind and your ass will follow”

AFCAN ADVICE

Nothing like living vicariously through someone else’s past sex life.

“Dude, if you have one day to be a woman, get a vibrator.”

Can anyone be that stupid and still be able to use a computer?

You could do this yourself in less time than you’re spending in playing dumb.

INNOCENT QUERIES

If someone tied you up to five other women and made you pull a sled in snow up to your ass, how likely is it that you’d enjoy it?

How would you like to die under strict Rabbinical supervision?

Would “loose as a goose” fit in there somewhere?

Since when was anything served on an airline classified as food?

You’re likening your penis to a kernel of wheat, then?

SIMPLE TRUTHS

Bugs Bunny and the other cartoon characters have taught you all that you have to know.

Nobody who plays rugby has any street cred to lose.

I’m not sure if Safeway can quarter troops in your house, but I wouldn’t put it past them.

Paris Hilton wouldn’t look so good with a pork tapeworm hanging out her ass.

The only thing slower than media mail would be to put the tray of mail on the freeway entrance with a cardboard sign.

BAND NAMES

artificial vibrating vaginas

Hatpin’s Miracle of the Erection

Depressing Bedspread

Bird and Fortune

Whores of the Apocalypse

sweet Saudi crude

the guilty steamed bun

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6 Responses to “I Learned it in AFCA 07/13/07 – 07/19/07”

  1. Sprocket said

    I scream with laughter when you share your AFCA wisdom with us. Thanks as always, Kim.

  2. luvgabe said

    Dear Kim,

    Forgive my ignorance, but what’s AFCA?
    Thanx for the laughs while we wait for the Spector verdict!

  3. A.D.A. said

    Miss Kim,

    I nominate you for the DREAM JURY FOREMAN WHO LETS US SAY “FUCK”! Award. Your understanding is superior, you listen to everyone, you have your own view yet don’t impose it on us, you provoke thought, you make us deliberate and answer each other, and you don’t suffer a$$holes gladly. (Ok, maybe one exception to that..)
    Yours truly,
    etc.

  4. feathered1 said

    Kim,
    Have thought many times to let you know how great you are! Such a talented writer…but, you know that! Your life experiences are a hoot! Thanks, again

  5. Wheels said

    Here’s a band name for ya:

    28th Day the Original Rag Time Band

  6. jenny said

    Thanks for all

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