Some More Random Stupidity in the News
Posted by thedarwinexception on March 1, 2007
Stupidity never ends – around here or elsewhere in the world. To prove that we have Exhibit A – a couple that Paul knew. They have a Suzuki or Yamaha or some such piece of shit motorcycle. I’ve only met them maybe three times – mostly when they came over here to borrow stuff from Paul. She was a strange one – very quiet, very deferential. I doubt she even ever said “Hi.” He was a big goony looking guy, and I suspected she was under his thumb and wouldn’t piss without his permission.
For some unknown reason they had a baby about a month ago. Paul found out last night that while the girl was in the hospital, shortly after giving birth, the guy and her got into such a fight that Social Services was called and they took custody of the kid. Can you imagine?
Here are some other examples of stupidity we will call “Exhibit B”.
Well, now that’s kind of mean. He may have been an ineffectual president, but he’s still a really good guy.
I doubt feet make for very tender mignon’s.
They really should have just said “cigarette”.
I need my whopping couch vaccinated.
This one kills me. I love the “before” and “after”. Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t that “before” picture just a scrunched up face? Amazing the difference when you just take a picture *not* scrunched up.
The inspector gives them a grade of “A” even though there’s toilet in the kitchen? And I don’t care if it *is* clean. I don’t want a toilet in the kitchen at Pizza Hut.
How appropriate is that?
I swear. If I saw this cop with his radar detector I would speed – just to see if the horse could catch me.
Is Britney’s kid 30 already?
Do a lot of parades call for homemade toilets? I’m going to the wrong parades – all we get are those guys in the funny hats in little cars.
If it was a White Russian, I would have kept it if I found it.
What the hell kind of “special balloon” goes to Heaven? What’s *really* going to happen is the balloon goes up 500 feet or so, and your loved ones ashes are then spread all over your neighbors lawn.
I would never have reported this. Some things are just best left forgotten. But how nice that they stole lubricant, too.
Nope. I don’t eat “thing”.
Don’t eat butt whole, either.
I’m surprised these are only 99 cents – they have to have a very limited customer base.
I’ve never seen one of these. Anyone have an example?
I wonder how many calls they get asking for hard lays?
…and my favorite. Just because it’s funny.