The Darwin Exception

because it's not always survival of the fittest – sometimes the idiots get through

  • Recent Posts

  • Stuff I Blog About

  • Visitors

    • 969,692 People Stopped By
  • Awards & Honors

    Yesh, Right! I don't HAVE any "Awards & Honors" - so nominate me for something - I want one of those badge things to put here. I don't care what it is - make up your own award and give it to me. I'm not picky.

Oh No! More Stupid Products in the News

Posted by thedarwinexception on January 5, 2007

Did you get everything you wanted for Christmas? I’m still on the lookout for a dress form. I did get a tip from a friend, though, who mentioned that I could go to Joann’s armed with one of my “50% off any one regularly priced Item”, and pick one up for half the price they usually sell them. Since I am on Joann’s mailing list, and get these coupon quite often, I think that’s what I am going to do.

Not that I have room for it in here. I think once Gary and the girl move out, I am going to do as Paul suggested and switch rooms with the guest room. The computer/sewing room is the smallest of the bedrooms and the guest room is much bigger. And frankly, the guest room should be the smallest. You know, to discourage people from staying too long.

So, I will keep an eye out for my next 50% off coupon from Joann’s, and I’ll pick up a dress form. And if you still have items to buy that you didn’t end up getting for Christmas or if you still have gift certificates  to spend, you can take a look and see if you might want some of these great items.

I wonder if this would be more expensive if it was a Salvador Dali print.

 

So keep this place in mind for those times when you just can’t lose your
appetite.

 

One would wonder why this guy would run in this district…..

 

 

I doubt you are going to get virgin wool from these sheep

 

This has got to be one of the weirdest things I’ve ever seen. Do people really
let their 10 month old kids skydive?

 

OK – explain this one to me – it works, but doesn’t dry, but it’s a dryer.

 

Ehhhhhh…I don’t want to have a gold fish getting irritable on me if he doesn’t
like the shows on the channel I’m watching.

 

I’m not sure what this is, but I really don’t think I want to know.

 

This is what that family from Deliverance is doing these days.

 

I wonder if I can get an ice cream, too.

 

What exactly is “everything”?

 

“secret mixture”?

 

Well, this is the wood I need. We can’t start a fire for shit in the woodstove.

 

Bitey? Really? They really don’t want this dog to get adopted, do they….

 

I don’t play the harmonica, but I’m pretty sure this isn’t the way you do it.

 

I think that’s a really good deal on a talking dog.

 

This is my favorite, only because I could really use a “white trash” compactor.

 

Advertisements

2 Responses to “Oh No! More Stupid Products in the News”

  1. Joey said

    Those were great! I really needed that laugh!

    thanks!

  2. These are great! Thanks for sharing

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

 
%d bloggers like this: