Stupid Police Calls in the News
Posted by thedarwinexception on December 18, 2006
People don’t like police. But, you know, some of the shit they have to deal with on a day to day basis is enough to make anyone an asshole. They don’t always deal with the smartest people in town. I could never be a policeman, because I’d take about 2 or 3 of these calls, and I’d start shooting people. “Breathing While Stupid” is an executable offense, right?
Now see? Do you think this deserved a call to the police? I mean, if he was
flying the kite nekkid and running around going “pull my string! pull my
string!” Well, I might find that “strange” – but just flying a kite and letting
it go? Not so much.
Hmmmm…..how could they tell?
You know, this whole town is fucking weird – a guy trying to return a stolen DVD
player, a man has a fire in his fireplace – and a woman who calls the police
whenever Olivia Newton John is on TV.
And you know, I agree with him, this “dog on cat” crime has to be stopped.
I admit it – this one is my favorite. What the fuck kinds of kids are they
birthing in “Mountain View” that they can’t tell a baby from a burrito?
Why the hell can’t I get these kinds of people to come to my house?
and that makes *all* the difference….
Well, that’s one way to solve the problem.
You know, folks, if you expose yourself to others, and they can’t tell if you
are a “himself” or “herself” – I think you have other problems.
An that’s why you don’t bank at 1st National Mayflower Mattress & Loan
That’s one lucky kid.
Is this Irony?
well, and that’s gotta be illegal.
I wonder if it was one of those pine tree ones
I hate when that happens
How come I never get behind these people at the airport?
The lady fingers are terrific….
Who is the real criminal here?
And finally…..Stupid Criminal of the Week