The Pregnant Thief UPDATE
Posted by thedarwinexception on October 29, 2006
So, the pregnant thief is due to spawn this Wednesday. Well, not “due” in the
usual, pregnant sense, she’s actually going in to have the baby on Wednesday. I
asked John how she knew that it would actually be this Wednesday, and he said
“planned C Section”, which actually is to be expected. In keeping with the
Malone tradition of “we don’t work”, women here don’t even go into LABOR when
giving birth. They take their aversions seriously, I guess.
But, sadly, her nickname, as apt as it is, and as fond of it as I am, will
have to be changed – or at least updated. No longer will I be able to call her
“The Pregnant Thief”. So, I am turning to all of you for help. Below is a list
of suggested new monikers for “The Pregnant Thief”, leave a comment to vote for
your favorite, or to suggest something even better.
The Mother Thief
The Thief Mother