"I'm so tired of laughing until pop squirts out my nose and I have to change my underpants after every post."
-Lisa Ann
"Forget Lake Wobegone: I like hearing about Malone, where most of the children are below average, and half the adults are under arrest." - Mike
Our Kim she has a blog and she posts stuff about Malone
Of deadbeats, ads, and history, and things that she has sewn
Her husband has a Harley barn and eats while he is prone
Our Kim she is such a fucking bitch
Makes my ass itch
Our Kim she is such a fucking bitch
- Darkon (to the tune of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen)
njgill said
where are the patterns?
thedarwinexception said
Crap – I screwed it up – I had them as slaves to the other page. Can you see them now? And thanks for letting me know.
Kim
njgill said
OK – I finally remembered to come back and get them. I particularly like the baby blanlet, although I think I would rather knit three of them than make 118 pom-poms. Do you have one of those p-p maker do-dads they sell at Joanns, or are you just incredibly patient?
Francie from New Zealand said
I am sure I am fuddy duddy but I take offence at one of the endorsements on your page.